Tumbling to Remember

things students say & other thoughts
Student J: "One time.. I ate a poisonous leaf."
Student A: "Is THAT why you're brown?"

My Dad needs a job as a lawyer. That way he could make one hundred dollars a day… Then we could be rich. Maybe we could sue some people too!

Last night I had a dream that my Dad went to this really big party… With his shirt OFF!

I’ve been thinking for a while that I should start back up Tumblr (for the hundreth time…no, but really) Teaching Kindergarten for 12 weeks should be a very entertaining experience for me. Kids really do say the strangest things and I thought it would be uplifting to keep a little reminder :)

The Whole Trouble

1 year ago

Sixteen Things That it Took Me 50 Years to Learn.

My favorite being… (in celebration of my birthday week) Rule #5. There comes a time when you should stop expecting other people to make a big deal about your birthday. That time is age 111.

1 year ago

Ultimate Cure for Boredom

“StumbleUpon is the greatest thing ever invented. The site makes the Internet—and by extension, the world—seem both bigger and smaller, infinite in its possibilities yet totally accessible.” -Oprah Magazine

Happy Stumbling.

1 year ago